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45 writers.
All weirdos
in the best way.

Vetted, badged, ranked. Every crew member passed a 5-stage gauntlet. Most have masters. A couple have published novels you'd actually read. Filter by what they wreck.

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// THE GAUNTLET

How we
pick who
joins.

6% pass. Here's what the other 94% can't get through.

01

Writing test

Two-hour timed essay. Three blind reviewers.

02

Subject test

50 questions in their claimed area. 90% to pass.

03

Mock brief

Real conditions. Mentor reviews output line-by-line.

04

Probation

30 days. 3 real orders. Above 4.6 or out.